When Destiny Pulls a Practical Joke & Calls it Modernity

What good have modernity done for us? Have we (human race) become more civilized?Modernity helped us to invent cures for different diseases, but it also created Cancer, HIV, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Bo lowyooh, Khaz Baz.....ect

Modernity helped us beat distance with cars, trains, and airplanes, but it screwed the planet from behind and within 2-3 generations Planet Earth will be Planet Wast Land. Trust me it won't be as pretty as T.S. Elliot's poem and you'll not gonna be driving your Cayeen or yakht to anywhere nice.

Modern thinkers created Democracy and Human rights Hoooorraaay...All humans will live in justice. But wait the presumably most democratic country and the world's claimed Human Right's defender is the US and it has caused only recently more death and destruction than the bad deeds acheived by Bin Laden, Stalen, Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Dr Evil, Grandayzaar, Jongar, Mr Freez, Qathafi, Khomainy, Nabba6at Bosamra, om 9achmat 7ammod....ect all combined.

You might say Americans are fakes, but Europeans are for real. Modernity is the product of Europe a9lan - you might say this while chewing 3elch boga6u elly ree7taa khaysaa- and if your looking for democracy you should be talking about Europe. Come on guys. We all know it. EUROPE STLL STINKS RACISM (no generalization meant here). The Jews learned that before us and from a quick look at European governments' new policies concerning Muslims in their countries and the statments' of Pope Abendectictactoc XIV (Allah yer7aam ayamm John Paul bo sa3bola) I think another Holocaust (Yes, it's a Spa) is gonna take place in Europe and Muslims will be invited there for a WARM dialogue of civilizations.

Back to modernity, yes ....Modern thinkers came up with feminisim....Yaaaaaay....Chicks now can kick boys' ass with some smart, sassy talks about how uncivilized men seek to oppress women and how chicks should GET UP STAND UP (up and really, reaaaaally high) to make men lie on their bellies when having sex with their female partners. Some men liked the idea...why no6? Feminisim is sexy for some men because they would like to try how it feels to be spanked.

Unfortunetly, 13 % of Human females, who came up with the idea and fostered it were too high too implement it. 25 % were jelous because the idea was not theirs, so they decided to dub feminists Godless Bitches. 38 % were married and were too busy raising their kids and making sure that their husbands were not cheating on them. 29 % are still arguin about the definition of feminism (I actually heard a nice lady saying that feminism is the religion for HM Madonna's worshippers.) and 80 % are busy looking for Mr. Whoever, who will make them hate sex and metamorph to heartless FemiNazzis.

Modernism, modernity, Mo6ern, Mo-dren-dren (ettarik or etdig heren), call it whatever you want it's a fucking bad practical joke (Ashkara Dagga). If we are now modern creatures living a modern life with better standards and more civilized concepts and relationships how come men still dominate every fucking aspect of this world. Let's examine the mating system in modern life as it is the most basic male-female relationship:

From my personal experience (nothing scientific), I know that alotta women -both eastern and western- feel more attracted to stronger men. Alotta of them also would like to see their men's power/authority practiced in their relationships as a proof of this claimed power. Why?

Jumping from personal experience to science, I'd like to mention that stronger male mammals mate with more females. In more common words, stronger male mammals get laid more often. That had been scientifically proven as I was told in an 'animal behavior' class back in college.

Biologists also say that female Mammals are more attracted to stronger males because they could provide them with security/protection, especially when they're parenting. One strategy practiced by male mammals to attract females is bluffing. Several studies found out that actually males mammals with better bluffing skills get more Pu#*y than others, which tells me that females do buy the stupid male bluffing.

Moreover, accordin to uncle Darwin humans are mammals. I'm convinced that alotta women (no generalization being made) feel safer when their partners push them around. As I earlier said, it is proof -be it real or false- of their men's power and ability to protect them and their kids. Let me make another personal note: In all of the gay/lesbian couples I encountered during my college years, one of the partners would be the bossy/strong and the other partner enjoyed being pushed around. It tells me something about relationships' dynamics in our civilized era.

You may plausibly argue that we are not mere mammals, but we are unique, articulate human beings who create laws and negotiate to acheive peace. I would argue back that this is an illusion. According to a statistic published in the Sept/Oct 2006 issue of Foreign Affairs journal, the latest centurey was the bloodiest ever. Hulaku's era sounds like a fary tale, compared to the warfare and killings we (human beings) have committed during our "civilized" era.

In conclusion (phew finally), I think I'm an employed mammal in an age that proves that evolution has been heading toward a more barbaric human population and I miss writing college papers. If i make it to next post, we'll do some post-modernism, which could be very sexy.